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David Hasselhoff disses Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury

Though Samuel L. Jackson was literally the inspiration for Ultimate Nick Fury in the Marvel comics, David Hasselhoff – who played the character in a 1998 telemovie – believes he is truly the ultimate Nick Fury. Speaking to Yahoo, Hasselhoff expressed disappointment with the depiction of Nick Fury in The Avengers. “You know, it wasn’t […]

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Bill Hader might star in the Baywatch movie

Bill Hader is reportedly set to star in the upcoming Baywatch movie, which kind of makes the man behind Stefon this generation’s David Hasselhoff, right? The Saturday Night Live veteran has long needed a big screen vehicle to show off his talents, though him being linked to this role in particular is a curious one. That the film will […]

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Swim away – Piranha 3DD review

Piranha 3DD – Starring Danielle Panabaker, David Koechner, and David Hasselhoff. Directed by John Gulager. Rated MA. By Richard Haridy. Piranha 3DD opens with a close up of a wet T-shirt and a succinct recap of the first film in case you were worried about forgetting some vital information. We then cut to Merkin County […]

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That Baywatch movie is still happening

A film version of the hit (and not-at-all critically acclaimed) television show Baywatch has been in the pipeline since 2004, when DreamWorks first optioned the rights. After seven long years, it seems the formerly dead-in-the-water project has received some life support from Rescue Me creator Peter Tolan. Tolan recently guested on the Matthew Aaron Show […]

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David Hasselhoff joins Piranha 3DD

So, shall we just assume he’ll be playing a lifeguard? According to The Hollywood Reporter, former Baywatch star and ender of the Cold War David Hasselhoff has joined the cast of Piranha 3DD. He joins Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames and Paul Scheer in the sequel to last year’s surprisingly well-reviewed horror comedy; itself a reboot […]

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