By Simon Miraudo October 21, 2013 The market has well and truly rejected the Machete franchise, as if it were salted toothpaste or phlegm-flavoured soda. Yet still, further instalments keep getting churned out (probably just to keep Danny Trejo in moustache oil). The unnecessary Machete Kills – truly the Crystal Pepsi of cinema – opened […]
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Trailer Debut: Machete Kills
August 7, 2013 
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Mel Gibson as a crazy super-villain and Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States? It could only be the trailer for Machete Kills. From the looks of this genuinely insane trailer, it seems director Robert Rodriguez has turned his dial to 11 for this sequel, which once again stars Danny Trejo in the […]
Continue readingTeaser Debut: Machete Kills
May 31, 2013 0 Comments
Robert Rodriguez’s mad collection of pals assemble in the teaser trailer for Machete Kills, the unlikely sequel to 2010’s Machete (which, as you may recall, began life as a fake trailer from Grindhouse). Just some of the names we get to see in action beside Danny Trejo’s title character: Lady Gaga, Sofia Vergara, Antonio Banderas, […]
Continue readingPoster Debut: Sofia Vergara in Machete Kills
March 11, 2013 0 Comments
Posted without comment. Sofia Vergara stars opposite Machete himself, Danny Trejo, as well as Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, and Mel Gibson. Weird cast. We’ll get to see them all in action later this year. That is, so long as Overnight Productions’ lawsuit against Robert Rodriguez’s Quick Draw Productions doesn’t bar the film from release. Overnight are seeking $2 million […]
Continue readingMachete Kills may not see the light of day
November 22, 2012 0 Comments
A lawsuit could keep Robert Rodriguez’s grindhouse sequel Machete Kills from ever seeing the light of day. According to Deadline, Overnight Productions – who hold the original rights to Machete – wish to overturn their decision to allow Rodriguez’s Quick Draw Productions to make the flick. Overnight seek to end the agreement, claiming they have been kept in […]
Continue readingFirst look at Lady Gaga in Machete Kills
July 27, 2012 1 Comment
Robert Rodriguez has revealed another cast-member of his grindhouse sequel Machete Kills via Twitter. And it’s… Lady Gaga? Gaga will play ‘La Chameleon’ in the pic, at least according to the above poster also unveiled by Rodriguez on Twitter. Here’s what he had to say of the pop star: “I just finished working with @LadyGaga on @MacheteKills, she kicked […]
Continue readingCharlie Sheen to play American President in Machete Kills
June 25, 2012 0 Comments
Charlie Sheen is following in the footsteps of his father Martin (excluding all his accomplishments, the widespread industry respect, and absence of public meltdowns). Robert Rodriguez revealed via Twitter that he had cast Sheen Jr. as the President of the United States in his Machete sequel, Machete Kills. Sheen memorably waved a machete atop the roof of the Live […]
Continue readingMel Gibson takes his temper to Machete Kills
April 24, 2012 0 Comments
Mel Gibson, who you may or may not be aware has featured heavily in the news recently, is in “serious discussions” to join Machete Kills, Deadline reports. It seems that Gibson only has “serious discussions” these days. Robert Rodriguez will direct the sequel to 2010’s Machete, bringing back Danny Trejo as the vengeance-seeking grindhouse hero. […]
Continue readingYour favourite vengeance seeking Mexican returns for Machete Kills
February 8, 2012 0 Comments
Robert Rodriguez‘s Machete Kills is in the works and Danny Trejo is in talks to reprise his role as the Mexican you don’t want to mess with, Deadline reports. The sequel to 2010’s Machete is part of a planned trilogy and will be produced and financed by Alexander Rodnyansky, with Rodriguez, Aaron Kaufman, Iliana Nikolic, […]
Continue readingRobert Rodriguez confirms Machete sequels; Sin City 2 could happen “this year”
July 22, 2011 0 Comments
Robert Rodriguez has a penchant for announcing numerous projects that never come to fruition. However, the whip-fast filmmaker can churn out films so quickly, there’s always a chance that his crazy proposals will eventually become motion pictures. On a panel at this year’s Comic Con, Rodriguez announced that he will be working on two sequels […]
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