Tag Archives: worst films of 2011

This is Grimm – Red Riding Hood review

Red Riding Hood – Starring Amanda Seyfried, Gary Oldman and Shiloh Fernandez. Directed by Catherine Hardwicke. Rated M. Originally published March 23, 2011. By Simon Miraudo. When Red Riding Hood stopped being bad in all the conventional ways, it found a bunch of new, innovative ways to be bad. Okay, that’s not entirely true. Red […]

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The 2011 Half-Year Report Card

The 2011 Half-Year Report Card. By Simon Miraudo. It’s that time again; when we all ask one another with the same vocal intonation, ‘Can you buh-lieve it’s July already?!’ (The trick is to squeak your voice on the final syllable.) Yep, 2011 is halfway over, and as the blockbuster season tapers away to make way […]

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Dwaynegerous – Faster review

Faster – Starring Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton and Oliver Jackson-Cohen. Directed by George Tillman Jr. Rated MA. By Simon Miraudo. It has taken almost an entire decade for Dwayne Johnson to shed his wrestling moniker and be recognised by audiences as an “ac-tor” with a regular name minus any definite articles. He’s proven in […]

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